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#34053 (292/446) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+llamaInAbox> i have lint in my eye
<+llamaInAbox> this is not nice
<+ApEtc> Remove it
<+llamaInAbox> the eye?
<+ApEtc> Whichever stops your complainingComment: #distributed on Hashmark
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#34040 (347/541) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Woody```> I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. |
#34091 (218/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SA-X[away][soldat]Wf> chaos?
<SA-X[away][soldat]Wf> u a girl?
<Chaos> If by girl, you mean man, then yes.Comment: #zebeth dreamIRC
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#34107 (193/343) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[reeedobs] brb...got to go poop
[Snow] I think it's written into the original IRC RFC that IRC would be a convenient way for people in different geographic regions
to communicate and keep up to date on each others' bowel movements.
[Snow] Indeed!
[Snow] RFC1459:
[Snow] Abstract
[Snow] The IRC protocol was developed over the last 4 years since it was
[Snow] first implemented as a means for users on a BBS to chat amongst
[Snow] themselves and to keep each other informed on intestinal
[Snow] minutae. Now it supports a world-wide network of servers and
[Snow] clients, and is stringing to cope with growth. Over the past 2 years,
[Snow] the average number of users connected to the main IRC network has
[Snow] grown by a factor of 10.
[Snow] J. Oikarinen & D. Reed, May 1993.
[Snow] I shit you not.
[Snow] No pun intended. |
#34068 (233/433) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IceWizard> hmmm
<IceWizard> i cant figure out this..
<IceWizard> im supposed to set my clocks back 1 hour
<IceWizard> so how can I make my vcr start flashing 11:00 instead of 12:00? |
#34100 (187/351) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> man the way i fool my mom for a bong is great
<kisama> i just wash out the chamber with alcohol and rock salt
<kisama> so it's sparkly clean
<kisama> after each smoking session
<kisama> and stash the still filthy bowl in my closet somewhere
<kisama> i just leave the bong drying, in the open
<kisama> she thinks its chemistry equipment
<kisama> it's so great
<Josho> haah
<kisama> if i go smoking somewhere i just take the thing in plain view
<kisama> and say i'm going to do chemistry experiments
<kisama> of course upon going outside i fucking stash it
<kisama> because other people know better |
#34052 (195/369) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lina-> i just applied for a job as a private investigator
<max> so you can investigate privates? |
#34090 (182/368) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Drathian> does anyone know how to recover a lost sex drive.........
<PsyMar> yeah,try reformattingComment: #zebeth dreamIRC
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#34055 (154/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> just cause i watch anime and listen to britney spears doesn't mean i want a big wang in my ass |
#34067 (118/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slidey> It's sad when you dream of emulators.
<Slidey> It's even more sad when you have nightmares about IRC. |
#34041 (187/449) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> this is crazy:
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> A 7-year-old boy was arrested and charged with sexually molesting a 5-year-old girl (Morristown, N.J., November). And an 8-year-old boy, accused of fondling four 7-year-old girls, agreed to enter sex-offender rehabilitation (Mount Clemens, Mich., December)
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> And a 12-year-old girl, who was improperly touched by a 40-year-old man (resulting in his conviction for lewd conduct), was revealed by court investigators to have voluntarily performed oral sex on, or intercourse with, at least 40 men (Monterey, Calif., February).
<Uranus> dude, whats sad is that 7 year old kids are getting laid and I'm not
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> lol Uranus
<|223|Bob|Duk> ROFL
<|223|Bob|Duk> so true...
<bleepstreet> cause he's got mad style
<ShminkyBoy> the 12 year old should be given some head doctor treatment
<bleepstreet> or a medal |
#34119 (138/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PovRayMan> wtf
<PovRayMan> is the internet down? |
#34059 (123/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SilverTallest> ABSTINENCE! NOBODY'S DOING IT!Comment: irc.starfusion.org
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#34029 (95/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Imiut> I'm so addicted I actually read the pending quotes too. >.<
<Luna> imiut, i do that too...
<Imiut> Omg do you? Let's get married!Comment: #mxo
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#34050 (71/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gorF> heeh
<gorF> wtf, I spelled 'hehe' wrong
<gorF> AGAINComment: freedom.dreamirc.com, #zebeth
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#34071 (59/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<opivy10> i used to be a lesbian till i got my sex change
*** Dianora sets mode: +m |
#34104 (39/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<homerj> they need to have better named for OSes
<homerj> naming after cats sucks
<homerj> they say the next one is "Puma"
<homerj> I don't want my OS named after crappy shoes
<herbman> 10.5 "L.A. Gear"
<herbman> 10.6 "Keds"
<herbman> yeah that would be weak
<homerj> 10.7 "Pony" |
#34036 (13/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<smithers> do what the chinese do
<CFC|Laptop> shoot stray animals and cook them?Comment: irc.bordem.net - #whathappen
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#34034 (13/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|6th|Hottlipz> actually ive done lots of bad shit
<ShminkyBoy> tsk tsk tsk
<[Dek]beetlejuice> lest her the worst
<[Dek]beetlejuice> k?
<|6th|Hottlipz> :)
<[Dek]beetlejuice> lets hear*
<|6th|Hottlipz> i ran away from home
<|6th|Hottlipz> :)
<[Dek]beetlejuice> boring
<[PIT]PhillyB_workn> lol
<Uranus> haha
<|fn|Grime> did you say orgy, hotlips?
<[Dek]beetlejuice> to become a prostitute?thats exciting story |
#34039 (0/410) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FennecFoxen> _
<FennecFoxen> O O
<FennecFoxen> ^
<nullpuppy> |
<KeaponLaffin> -
<KeaponLaffin> o o
<nullpuppy> /^
<nullpuppy> ^/
<FennecFoxen> ^/
<nullpuppy> |^|
<FennecFoxen> *
<nullpuppy> -^-
<nullpuppy> -^_
<nullpuppy> _^-
<FennecFoxen> @|@
<FennecFoxen> |
<FennecFoxen> *|*
<Cerlyn> ^|^
<FennecFoxen> .|.
<FennecFoxen> ^|^
<EgoPC> o_OComment: Group ASCII art
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#34030 (1/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<splice> escape from monkey island pc $4.99 shipped at ebgames
<splice> or free from usenet |
#34065 (1/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vajita> compare zeldas weight to that of mario
<Vajita> zelda is one heavy bitch |
#34089 (-2/408) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sushi> Fuck man I just choked on popcorn chicken!
<Sushi> EVERYONE! DON'T GOTO KFC!
<Sushi> AVOID ITComment: freedom.dreamirc.com, #zebeth
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#34066 (-2/404) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reptile-> LkTrout1 likes to search out peoples domains.
<reptile-> Preferably small male children, who can't help themselves. |
#34027 (-4/470) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fc9k> right
<fc9k> y'all know what time it is
* fc9k is now known as fc9k|CS
<fc9k|CS> thats right, biatch. |
#34102 (-1/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<J_B_007> you americans
<J_B_007> and your supreme court |
#34101 (-2/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eslice> the only correct way to use the ";" is
<eslice> ;[Comment: #GeekIssues
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#34070 (-5/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myhero> in 1993 i was 10 years old
<myhero> :)
*** myhero was kicked by herbman (and in 1998 you're still a little queer) |
#34028 (-2/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Radix> I am not happy with the level of gayness I'm seeing here
<Skywalker> start up the gayometer
<-- SlayerXP has kicked Radix from #uknot (Gayness reduction kick) |
#34061 (-4/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Lizzyw07: hey
Lizzyw07: could u do me a favor
Lizzyw07: and call this number?
Lizzyw07: no one will answer
Gamers Advanced: no.. i have no long distance
Lizzyw07: it will just say thank you for voteing for contestent #4
Lizzyw07: it wont be long distance..
Lizzyw07: its for american idol
Gamers Advanced: no thanks :p i don't want to do american idol its agesnt my religon.
Lizzyw07: =( |
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