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#32580 (1719/2255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@JB> Then had your hard drive exorcised?
<@ThunderClaw> I actually did that once.
<@ThunderClaw> It was a dare.
<@ThunderClaw> I was living in Nebraska,
<@ThunderClaw> and I got called down the street to a particularly computer-illiterate neighbor.
<@ThunderClaw> My buddy Matt dared me to take a look at the computer and deem it infested with demons.
<@ThunderClaw> So I went down there,
<@ThunderClaw> took a look at it (I don't even remember what was wrong),
<@ThunderClaw> and told her that demons had come from the darker regions of Africa and infested her computer.
<@ThunderClaw> SHE BOUGHT IT.
<@ThunderClaw> I took a glass of water,
<@ThunderClaw> blessed it,
<@ThunderClaw> and drew the sign of the cross on her computer a few times,
<@ThunderClaw> and said,
<@ThunderClaw> "IN THE NAME OF LORD JESUS CHRIST, OUR SAVIOR, I COMMAND THEE TO LEAVE THIS WOMAN'S SILICON ABODE AND RETURN TO THE DEPTHS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!!"
<@ThunderClaw> She paid me 20 bucks and I left.Comment: #voices/darkmyst
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#32616 (343/475) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<double_a> everytime I check in here its like a doctors office waiting room..........silence
* Mayseth coughs
<double_a> *sound of magazine page turning |
#32633 (543/785) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fred> sorry if i disappointed you, people have told me my penis is small before
<fred> FUCK WRONG WINDOW SHIT FUCK BALLS
<fred> if any of you bastards send that to bash ill kill you |
#32584 (213/373) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ImJen> I'm bored
<cax> me too
<D^KR0VV> #cyberpunx
<MikeUC> I'm bored, too.
<Johnny_R> well we wouldn't b on here if we all had thriving social lives would we!?Comment: The sad truth.
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#32597 (161/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<slinter^movie> do u have a good porn site?
<Deviant`> i just use a mirror |
#32540 (219/455) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gdh> Does the name 'Pavlov' ring a bell with anyone?
<cpufreak> sounds russian
<gdh> You missed the joke, dear :)
<cpufreak> explain. |
#32555 (162/344) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* CyberDas waits for this thank you master :/
* CyberDas was kicked by CapAtMoms (thank you master)
* Joins: CyberDas
<CyberDas> I'm telling!! put your mom on the pc right now!
<CapAtMoms> k
* CapAtMoms is now known as CapsMom
<CapsMom> hello
<CyberDas> he kicks me and calls me a wanker
<CyberDas> Cap's mom I think you should cut off his internet for a month
<CapsMom> if he called you a wanker you obviously deserved it
<CapsMom> now piss off you little wanker
<CyberDas> :o
* Quits: CyberDas |
#32542 (135/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vsync> anyone have phone# for ogw-iii ?
<ogw-iii> yeah I think I might |
#32629 (116/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bleak> oh god
<bleak> my girlfriend has either the worst or ebst timing ever
<somniloquy> just caught you whacking off?
<somniloquy> and offered to lend a hand?
<bleak> somniloquy: well, no, I was, and she called me JUST as I finished. |
#32574 (171/415) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<L33tKrew> MY HAMSTER IS SO STUPID
<L33tKrew> he keeps climbing the bars
<L33tKrew> and falling off
<Gothic_CatGirl> Hamtarooooooo
<L33tKrew> then repeats
<Kupo> your hamster will never get to be a lawyer now! |
#32550 (140/394) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+Cloud02 ) heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on Gothic_CatGirl XD
(@iiiik) HEH
(@iiiik) stalker.
(@iiiik) weirdo
(+Cloud02) :D
(@iiiik) tell me when you find her tho |
#32560 (102/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Hellfish> wow, we actually had a funny joke going till you RUINED IT with goatse |
#32576 (118/374) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> Another network
<Kupo> you go to... other networks!
<Kupo> AAAH!~
<Davey_Rootbeer> you sleep with so many other networks...
<Gothic_CatGirl> I know.
<Davey_Rootbeer> *tsk, tsk*
<Davey_Rootbeer> i hope you use firewalls!
<Gothic_CatGirl> I'm such a hoe <3
<Davey_Rootbeer> Firewalls prevent CTD's.
<Gothic_CatGirl> Mmm.
<Davey_Rootbeer> Computer transmitted deseases. |
#32569 (63/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`bare> mm this PCMCIA card smells soo good
<`bare> smells like fabric softener and cologne
<`bare> I can't fucking stop smelling it
<`bare> I am such a whore
<mef> insert into rectum
<rolloffle> lol
<`bare> No that would kill the good smell
<`bare> and plus it is shaped like a credit card
<`bare> doesn't fit well
<`bare> ergonomically like
<rolloffle> lol |
#32541 (48/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Joins: evilmark (evilmark@monkfish.gusset.org)
*** RyanOC sets mode: +o evilmark
<evilmark> tar
<adama> zxvf
<IMF2000> ./configure
<adama> --prefix=/usr/local
<IMF2000> vi README
<adama> :q
<IMF2000> vi INSTALL
<adama> :q
<evilmark> none of you people are normal
<IMF2000> make
<adama> && make install
<IMF2000> su root
<adama> rm -rf /
<IMF2000> doh.
<IMF2000> shutdown -h now
<adama> KERNEL PANIC
<IMF2000> cd /pub | more beer |
#32627 (41/273) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<docsigma2000> Things like that really make me feel bad about myself, though... what right do I have to complain when I stub my toe, when there are guys out there DRIVING AROUND WITH SHARKS ON THEIR LEGS? |
#32631 (13/383) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<issuez> yea except i did everyone
<issuez> when i meant to do one |
#32556 (5/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+detz> I know in PHP you can do file('url'), is there something like that in perl?
<+foobos> detz, perldoc LWP::Simple and its get()
<+Azhrarn> `lynx --dump`
* Leolo slaps Azhrarn
* Azhrarn cackles
* tgr `dumps` Azhrarn's body somewhere
<+Azhrarn> AHH! I'M IN #MIRC
<+Azhrarn> HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE
<+Azhrarn> ...so cold...Comment: #perl@efnet
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#32548 (1/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thompson> whats wrong wiv looking at your sisters tits and her ass? |
#32551 (-2/364) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cloud02> heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on Gothic_CatGirl XD
<iiiik> HEH
<iiiik> stalker.
<iiiik> weirdo
<Cloud02> :D
<iiiik> tell me when you find her tho
<iiiik> she's fun
<techie> cuz that greatly jacks up the price
<Cloud02> hehe
<Cloud02> i bet this chan and theirs could have a convo via bash.cx |
#32546 (-2/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<denken> mmm... protein smoothie
<Napta> The women love that ;)
<denken> ehehe |
#32638 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Root> is it bad to break a pencil into 6 pieces?
<CcNnCc99`e_UnIt> :o depends what you use it for
<CcNnCc99`e_UnIt> cough
<Root> well... i figured that i was able to get the hampster out, i should be able to get a pencil out |
#32593 (0/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RageAgainstTheAmish|datona500> i wonder if the aol car is running with new aol high speed
<Aunt_Jemima> lol |
#32549 (-9/511) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cloud02> heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on Gothic_CatGirl XD |
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