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<`bare> mm this PCMCIA card smells soo good
<`bare> smells like fabric softener and cologne
<`bare> I can't fucking stop smelling it
<`bare> I am such a whore
<mef> insert into rectum
<rolloffle> lol
<`bare> No that would kill the good smell
<`bare> and plus it is shaped like a credit card
<`bare> doesn't fit well
<`bare> ergonomically like
<rolloffle> lol
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