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<ath> you're too BITTAR
<X-Ultron> haha
<X-Ultron> tell that to all the nutcases that i encounter on the streets of harrisburg
<X-Ultron> the other day, i was out getting lunch
<X-Ultron> and i saw a black impala ss
<X-Ultron> so i was admiring it
<X-Ultron> and as i turned around
<X-Ultron> this bum walks up to me with his fist extended
<X-Ultron> "yoooo!!! it's been a long time! you can see that I shaved mine off [he was referring to my goatee]"
<X-Ultron> then i'm just standing there with a blank look on my face
<X-Ultron> and this dude does this weird handshake thing
<X-Ultron> then whispers "i'm a fisherman" and walks away
<Supachikn> hahahah
<Supachikn> oh my god
<X-Ultron> first thing i did was check to make sure i still had my wallet and keys :B
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<Vehementi> heh, was at this party last night, this dude had the best wife ever, he was extremely drunk and playing max payne, and his sober wife was helping him play, telling him where to go, etc.
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[23:37:20] <Conjurer> ps1 was great
[23:37:27] <J3anyus> for me to poop on
[23:37:27] <Conjurer> for me to poop on
[23:37:31] <J3anyus> good god
[23:37:33] <J3anyus> that's scary.
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<Dilbert|AFK> my homopage is www.fark.com
<Dilbert|AFK> ...
<Dilbert|AFK> and thats my homepage too
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irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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<zenaphex> Hmm. I don't think my mom has SATA. It's a Asus A7N8X.
<zenaphex> err :P
<zenaphex> mom=mobo
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