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#29270 (160/374) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hayabusa> I usually do really bad on tests, but I took a hepetitis test the other day, and I think I did really good.
<Hayabusa> I got an A, two Bs, and a C

#29264 (129/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Neverender> 0_o
<Neverender> why does my hand smell of urine?
<Cathode> You pissed on it?
<Neverender> ah, yes...Comment: #pcgf on GamesNet

#29272 (139/403) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET HE STABBED CORNBREAD

#29262 (41/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TeeJay> Never work with animals or children
<Lu-Tze> Does porn count as work?Comment: #pcgam0r on GamesNet

#29261 (-2/424) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<acero> TAKE YOUR STUPID GLASSES
<acero> AND TAKE YOUR STUPID HAIR
<acero> TAKE YOUR QUEER BACKPACK
<acero> AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
<acero> FAGGOT WUSSY LYRICS
<acero> YOULL NEVER GET PUSSY
<acero> YOUR GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH YOU
<acero> BECAUSE YOUR A DAMN WUSSY
<acero> EMO
<acero> IS FOR FAGS!
<acero> EMO
<acero> IS FOR FAGS!

#29269 (-4/350) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IngMeme> Victor Mancini is a ruthless con artist. Victor Mancini is a med-school dropout who's taken a job playing an Irish indentured servant in a colonial-era theme park in order to help care for his Alzheimer's-afflicted mother. Victor Mancini is a sex addict. Victor Mancini is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. He realizes his heritage and that he can preform miracles with nothing but his mind because he was cloned from DNA from the foreskin of Jesus Christ. So he tries to miraculously cure his mother of Alzheimers. While he's waving his arms over her she chokes on chocolate pudding and dies.

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