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#28804 (1044/1190) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<danamania> yay I fixed my laptops battery!
<danamania> it was so dead, nothing would charge it
<danamania> so I gave it the electronic equivalent of a kick in the head, by shorting the +/- terminals for 5 minutes
<gelfie> don't they have stickers on them that say they could explode or catch fire by doing that?
<danamania> yeah but it's ok, I took them off first. |
#28797 (189/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<poopy> Out of convicted rapists, 57% admitted to reading pornography. 95% admitted to reading the Bible.
<mst_> biblese.cx?Comment: #geekissues
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#28807 (113/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dirtYbird> I am looking for a ecommerce package or someone to make one up, mulitlingual etc. Found one in Jamaica but I find it hard to take anything from there too serious, I can picture them sitting back in front of their PC's with joints the size of rolled newspapers on the phone telling me "it'll be coool mon" |
#28799 (120/292) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ruumis> my dad is like super-homeopathic man
<hilltop> does that mean he can read the minds of gay people? |
#28809 (98/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<danamania> I feel like such a nerd. I was watching a discovery channel documentary with hitler in it, and they're all up there doing the marching and the saluting and I thought they were chanting "seg fault... seg fault" |
#28800 (91/327) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gixxerca> Read Romans 1:26-32 to learn more about same sex relationships.
<DNAspark99> ummmm, no. fuck that. go out an be GAY yourself, if you REALLY want to learn more about same-sex relationships.
<gixxerca> Please spare 2 minutes of reading to learn the truth?
<DNAspark99> "truth" found in the bible? |
#28796 (42/232) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Quiksilve> is there any other free domains than .tk?
<hydro-> a .com address is free if you suck internic's cock
<Quiksilve> hydro-: that's not funny=)
<hydro-> you say that now
<hydro-> but 10 years down the line, when you're giving head for domains, you won't be doing it to humor yourself |
#28806 (4/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tuls> i'll never tell
<LaLaLand> slut
<LaLaLand> you're name is slut spelled backwards
* LaLaLand is soo fucking slow
<tuls> you are name is slut spelled backwards |
#28805 (1/219) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^Neatoo^> I'm so tired of these thieves that keep stealing my condoms.... ITs like "Hey man can i have one of your condoms? " "uhhh no..." "oh..ok *swipe*"
<^Neatoo^> Its like a fucking credit card or something |
#28801 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lepper> I'M SLIMMING DOWN
<Lepper> I'M SLIMMING DOWN
<DigDug> oh no! where did lepper go?!
<Lepper> O-|-<
<Lepper> O->-==
<Lepper> o-<-==
<Lepper> -\-== |
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