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#28747 (411/561) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xcp> I left a windows xp cd on the seat of my car, someone broke in and left 2 more.
#28757 (236/398) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mef> stupid roommate.. unplugged the router
<xcp> was there a fistfight
<mef> almost
#28726 (280/494) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+stackman> you got laid?
<Zippy2> no
<Zippy2> slept with her
<+stackman> ...
<@HamWork> fag
<@HamWork> fucking fag
<@HamWork> she was like "would you like to go to bed with me" Zippy is like "Sure, ZzZzZz"
--later--
<Zippy2> well
<Zippy2> we did watch a porno
<@HamWork> only Zippy could fuck up odds like that
#28743 (202/360) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WaSp> nice day outside
<WaSp> w00t
<WaSp> spring break soon
<WaSp> doubel w00t
<WaSp> no parents home over spring break
<WaSp> triple w00t
<@HamWork> no poontang over spring break
<@HamWork> lose 3 woots
#28754 (207/369) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kewsh> brb concluding my shower
<Drageon> you jumped out of the shower to irc?
<Drageon> dork
<loaded`> yeah wtf
<loaded`> who takes half a shower
<@Al`> dood had 'shower intermission'
<@Al`> 'i better check irc'
#28740 (184/338) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(HamWork) worst thing you can do while walking to the bathroom when you have to shit real bad: SNEEZE
#28739 (212/396) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+n0th1ng> after sex like 3 times a day with a girl, jacking off is really gay
<xcp> no, having sex with a guy is gay
#28725 (211/403) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tekneeq-> i just realized my ethernet cable reaches all the way to the bathroom
<tekneeq-> IM TAKING A DUMP RIGHT NOW
<tekneeq-> this is great
<tekneeq-> i could spend all day in here
#28756 (125/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mef> <chem> IM my friend gray then
<mef> <chem> Hes got so much porn he gets popups when hes browsing his own pc
#28748 (183/401) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<azmo> !fact
<stackman> Random Fact: MICHAEL JACKSON WAS BLACK
#28750 (129/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@n0th1ng> i hate when shit intertwines with my dream, like im fucking some chick then i hear "hey, mow the lawn today"
<@n0th1ng> and im like WTF
#28734 (107/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jilt> my dad had to put that shit on my nut sack
<@jilt> and it burned
<@jilt> and i was going
<@jilt> BLOW ON IT!
<@jilt> and he was laughing going "hell no!"
#28763 (101/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wilen> the leghumping of death!
<swampa|work> hey its not that bad!
<Wilen> humping someones leg is really aiming too low :P
<Wilen> reach up for ure goals man!
<Stikes> face humping?
#28716 (11/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pioneer> [ Lazesharp ] guess what i found
<Lazesharp> erm
<Lazesharp> hang on, i know this one
<Lazesharp> your penis?
#28728 (-1/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blur_> i just finished watching oceans 11 this mornin
<Zippy2> is it good?
<blur_> yea
<blur_> pretty good
<Zippy2> whats it about?
<blur_> about your mom and 11 guys in an ocean

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