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#26407 (321/461) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kolby> dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie.
<Wes> hahahah
<kolby> yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough fuckin night
<Wes> Ah come on
<kolby> nah man, seriously
*** Jacob has joined #e/n
<kolby> HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot? |
#23267 (272/450) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Zack`away) man
(@Zack`away) I gave birth yesterday
(@Zack`away) and now I can't masturbate without getting short of breath
(+Joe_Fox) me too!
(@Zack`away) Joe: Where did you go?
(@Zack`away) er
(@Zack`away) BLOOD
(@Zack`away) i gave BLOOD
(@Zack`away) jesus
(+Joe_Fox) oh my god
(+Joe_Fox) i thought that was some joke |
#24191 (177/311) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dewie`> ¡hola!
<patty> buenos noches, tiipsicito
<dewie`> sorry, i should clarify... i don't speak spanish. I just enjoy the inverted punctuation. |
#23510 (201/359) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<woodss> omg
<woodss> one of our sales team sent a request for proposal to a school yesterday... he got a reply today, with all of the spelling and grammar corrections made for him.. LMAO
<Carlo> Hahaha
<woodss> there was a big red ring around one paragraph...!!
<Carlo> That's great
<woodss> I guess we didn't get the work... lol
<Carlo> Heh, one would think not
<lech> suprised you even got a response at all... |
#23205 (381/729) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jeev> i hope you get hit by an uninsured mexican driving an ice cream truck with la bamba playing in the background |
#26415 (168/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Rjx had this weird dream
<Rjx> I was watching a documentary about goatse
<Rjx> and they were comparing it to all these artists' work
<Rjx> that's the last time I eat cheese before bed |
#19320 (192/372) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
SilvrWolf> "I distinctly heard my Rice Crispies say 'Snap, crackle, go Fu*& yourself'." |
#22985 (162/316) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Drjookz> hello
<Drjookz> im Drjookz
<MrDJCrus> DRJOOKZ I HAVE A LIVER COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH! WHAT DO I DO?
<Drjookz> uhhh
<Drjookz> is it your own liver?
<MrDJCrus> it might be
<Drjookz> but you arent sure?
<MrDJCrus> you can never be sure
<Drjookz> well, check on that,
<Drjookz> if it is, just swallow it back down
<Drjookz> if its not, then just dont worry about it |
#24735 (148/300) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
@Kovac: Kinda, but thats because when I got hard the teacher was completely useless to ask for help
@Kovac: And then I kinda gave up after a point
@Kovac: I actually started off really well but then I guess I got over confident
Bnonn: you got hard in programming..and asked the teacher for "help"..? |
#23622 (121/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* +Soul-Reaver continues his evil nocturnal deeds
<+Cyrrex> wackin it again, eh SR? |
#23245 (123/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mAJ0RD> im so glad i spent $0 on office xp |
#22995 (137/296) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nover> I think methamphetimines is the only word over 5 letters you hobags know how to spell |
#24056 (142/308) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> i love you
<adorecm> i love you too.
<whitcomb> aww...
<whitcomb> let's make babies
<adorecm> okie
<adorecm> who leads?
<whitcomb> you mean, since we're not physiologically capable of making babies?
<whitcomb> me |
#24091 (137/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Me655321Neither> party in my pants
<whitcomb> rsvp no |
#26401 (138/342) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`dsx-efnex> counterfieting canadian money is about as useful as cloning the french. |
#22086 (102/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Painless] "when I reach an adult runlevel and have /dev/son0 and /dev/daughter0 I'm gonna teach them safe hex" |
#23615 (103/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|Jason666|> The suicide rate in the country tripled after the crash of the beloved bash.org. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those 'geek ass bastards' who lost their lives due to this tragic event. |
#23525 (107/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> i prefer being fat and have friends
[00:22] <SabrWolf> :D
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> than being lifeless like you
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> and sitting all home near the pc
[00:22] <SabrWolf> why do i have to repeat
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> time*
[00:22] <SabrWolf> they are only ur friends becuz they are scared u gonna eat them |
#24775 (93/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Dr_J> I'm a tarded CSer - short and stout
<@Dr_J> From my arse comes all the shit that I spout.
<@Dr_J> When I get all steamed up, hear me shout!
<@Dr_J> He's cheating, kick him out.
* Dr_J bows |
#23802 (71/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nanobot> I wish I had a girlfriend...
<Nanobot> My only friend is a sock puppet
<Nanobot> Lucky for me though, it has a hole in it |
#22703 (62/228) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<uSa-> does anyone know of something similar to PHPnuke, but not as complex?
<[bn]ennoia> Check the toilet, next time you use it.
<[bn]ennoia> that's pretty similar. |
#24096 (25/184) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> hm.
<whitcomb> there were 2 afk's on the other team on the iceworld (cs) server i was just playing on... and maybe 10 people total
<whitcomb> so, after the rest of their team was dead, and I was the only person alive, i spelled out "i am gay" and drew a happy face on the wall with an ak.
<whitcomb> and the next round, I wrote "deja vu".
<whitcomb> but i was getting bored so on the third round I only wrote "sigh."
<whitcomb> it took maybe 3 minutes to write each one |
#23143 (10/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* cows has joined #kuro5hin
* ChanServ sets mode: +o cows
<drwiii> http://douglas.min.net/gowb.gif <-- cow
<COMPUTERA> drwiii, I'm guessing that you got it in your head at some point that if only you appended "<-- cow" to enough URLs, she'd sleep with you. Well, you might be correct. However, I bet you're starting to lose momentum, get discouraged. Wouldn't it be ironic if you gave up when only one more URL would've finally brought her around? With that in mind, I guess you'll never stop.
<Iman> ^^--- too long to topic :( |
#22147 (6/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GWS-108> #14 90x [ 35K] How to get stuff from xdcc bots (.doc) |
#23691 (3/365) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< pete> i no how viscous chicks can get |
#21162 (-4/473) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(mattmoo) wot do you call a hundred black ppl in a field?
(mattmoo) the good old days |
#21638 (0/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nixon> the only thing this conversation is leading to is an online circle jerk |
#22977 (-1/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<XlatB> gah, i've been smoking so much that i wouldnt get a hardon even if the devil was blowing me |
#22032 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gods_gift562003> hey umaro you no wear i can get sub7
<qnxrtos_system> sub7 is a new low fat sandwich at subway.. just ask jared |
#23417 (-1/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(dan_) felix bought his computer from target.
(felix) they sell computers?
(dan_) ya
(dan_) they make them shaped as trailer homes
(dan_) to appeal to white trash... |
#21519 (-1/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tech_Yoshi> Your inner child would randomly say "I have boobs"? |
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