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<Midvalley> it's a beautiful day
<Midvalley> makes we want to do something other than close the drapes because the light is on my monitor
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<markogogo> Do you Americans know what a "Bubba" is?
<ptachka> yes, we elected one
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<Gerrard> Theres some sort of militant feminist movement going on in my ceramics class
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<killjoy> i'm leaving smooshed bug guts on the top corner of my monitor as an example of what will happen if any other bug should attempt to cross into my domain.
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[21:13] (@KOLDSTARE): I was informed this is a rich part of town
[21:14] (@KOLDSTARE): wore my leather jacket to dinner and I got stared at
[21:14] (@KOLDSTARE): its not like I ripped it off a cow and stuck a zipper on it
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<TaQ|away> Argh, my server's being raped up the bumb.
<alerith> send pics
<alerith> oh
<alerith> i thought you said your sister
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<Shock[JR]breakfast> basically i went to a kegger and drank 4000 kegs and got sloshed then i temporarily left the establishment and then i saw a schoolbus parked outside so i was like FUCK THIS IS TEAM FORTRESS REAL LIFE I AM AN ENGINEER -e- REPRESENT FUCK then i started taking off the bumper / mirrors / stop sign then i got arrested and they took my shoes / shirt and threw me in jail
<Shock[JR]breakfast> all i could do, while i was sitting in the cop car, was make fun of the laptop
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<dylan> anyone know where i can get the new deftones album?
<zomb> dylan, FYE or best buy
<zomb> should have it
<dylan> do they have ftp?
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<StmChser> anyone here know any good gay pron sites?
<StmChser> er
<StmChser> pay
<StmChser> shi
<StmChser> t
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<Hatter_ui> Honestly, could you love yourself anymore you fuck?
<Otto> As a matter of fact, yes.
<Otto> My ribs are being removed as we speak.
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<Snapper> Whats the Egyption word for slave?
<Terron> jew
<goaty> jew
<snuggles[away]> goddamn jew
<Happygay> dirty jew
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<sKarab> wtf is a pap smear anyway? <sKarab> it sounds nasty <sKarab> like the sound of plastic hitting moist vagina <sKarab> PAP! <sKarab> ssssmmmeeaaarrrrr
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<@I_Need_Therapy> it would be cool if in the future the world will be like in startrek
<@_super_> star trek enterprise and charmin toilet paper
<@_super_> both on a mission to search and wipe out klingons
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