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#21086 (218/354) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Midvalley> it's a beautiful day
<Midvalley> makes we want to do something other than close the drapes because the light is on my monitor
#20688 (205/362) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<markogogo> Do you Americans know what a "Bubba" is?
<ptachka> yes, we elected one
#20525 (191/345) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gerrard> Theres some sort of militant feminist movement going on in my ceramics class
#20586 (186/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<killjoy> i'm leaving smooshed bug guts on the top corner of my monitor as an example of what will happen if any other bug should attempt to cross into my domain.
#20987 (145/298) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[21:13] (@KOLDSTARE): I was informed this is a rich part of town
[21:14] (@KOLDSTARE): wore my leather jacket to dinner and I got stared at
[21:14] (@KOLDSTARE): its not like I ripped it off a cow and stuck a zipper on it
#24966 (150/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TaQ|away> Argh, my server's being raped up the bumb.
<alerith> send pics
<alerith> oh
<alerith> i thought you said your sister
#24566 (129/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Shock[JR]breakfast> basically i went to a kegger and drank 4000 kegs and got sloshed then i  temporarily left the establishment and then i saw a schoolbus parked outside so i was like FUCK THIS IS TEAM FORTRESS REAL LIFE I AM AN   ENGINEER -e- REPRESENT FUCK then i started taking off the bumper / mirrors / stop sign then i got arrested and they took my shoes / shirt and threw me in jail
<Shock[JR]breakfast> all i could do, while i was sitting in the cop car, was make fun of the laptop
#21018 (120/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dylan> anyone know where i can get the new deftones album?
<zomb> dylan, FYE or best buy
<zomb> should have it
<dylan> do they have ftp?
#21148 (123/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<StmChser> anyone here know any good gay pron sites?
<StmChser> er
<StmChser> pay
<StmChser> shi
<StmChser> t
#21034 (94/305) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hatter_ui> Honestly, could you love yourself anymore you fuck?
<Otto> As a matter of fact, yes.
<Otto> My ribs are being removed as we speak.
#20759 (56/390) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Snapper> Whats the Egyption word for slave?
<Terron> jew
<goaty> jew
<snuggles[away]> goddamn jew
<Happygay> dirty jew
#22967 (29/315) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sKarab> wtf is a pap smear anyway? <sKarab> it sounds nasty <sKarab> like the sound of plastic hitting moist vagina <sKarab> PAP! <sKarab> ssssmmmeeaaarrrrr
#20709 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@I_Need_Therapy> it would be cool if in the future the world will be like in startrek
<@_super_> star trek enterprise and charmin toilet paper
<@_super_> both on a mission to search and wipe out klingons

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