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#20078 (578/681) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all physically in a room together?
<Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most likely. |
#18957 (317/457) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Randomman> I would'nt be late for work so often if only my cock would go off on fuckin time for once.
*** Randomman has quit IRC (Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.) |
#25051 (370/548) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AleX> i guess this channel must be a center of activity; when i not rarondn an;sc;ln vialmnv,ma v,xznm f dlJFSMSMMMSMMSM:HHHFRRF
<DerianX> Yes.
<AleX> sorry, i stopped caring halfway through that sentnece |
#19954 (374/568) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Will> There was a 120 car pile-up on the TV.
<Acidsmoke> Is the TV ok? |
#20155 (316/481) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@kitten> oh
<@kitten> mmy
<@kitten> god
<@harb> ?
<@kitten> quarter-sized
<@kitten> spider
<@kitten> it's dead
<@harb> Good for you.
<@harb> You're one step closer to not being a fucking pussy.
<@kitten> I hosed it down with the Pine Sol, and shot it with the BB gun.
<@harb> Nevermind. |
#18954 (331/548) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> I AM COOL. THE END.
<SqueeMonkey> hahahahahah
<SqueeMonkey> nice story Kevyn
<Kevyn> My favorite part was the part where I am cool.
<Chris_A> It could have used a monster.
<Kevyn> Well, it's only a first draft.
<Kevyn> I have since revised it.
<Kevyn> I AM COOL. THERE IS A MONSTER. THE END. |
#20073 (257/437) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too... |
#18663 (266/454) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@boohiss> YOU AREN'T MY REAL FATHER
<@boohiss> I HATE YOU
<@boohiss> YOU NEVER WENT TO MY BASEBALL GAMES
<+DuoMaxwell> you never played baseball, you signed up for ballet you fuckin fag
<@boohiss> oh yeah... |
#25056 (218/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gee`> actually... my parents told me if i didnt lose 40 pounds by summer, they would stop feeding me |
#19518 (278/478) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mike|Sleep> Good morning.
<Mike|Sleep> OMG it's 3PM |
#19385 (236/407) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dragon_Goddess> i scanned a piece of toast
<Zack`> and you must be proud. |
#18612 (214/380) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dragondyne> Everdraed: lets play some tetris motherfucker
<`Frieza> DD what version of tetris motherfucker do you have? |
#18453 (224/410) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Penguin> My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. |
#25054 (204/376) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drunkers> some thief tried to break into my apt :(, so i swung an xbox controller at him and he took off |
#18515 (185/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<silvershine> Pigs have corkscrew penises. ._.
<Keeju> @,i
<Keeju> they also have 30+ minute orgasms
<silvershine> Yes ._.
<silvershine> And grooved vaginas ._.
<GoldenWing> o.o;;;
<Chaz-> Half an hour orgasms o.O
<Chaz-> Good god o.O
<AnnieCn> lol where the hell did that come from
<Chaz-> I dunno but I'm never gonna look at bacon the same way again... |
#19136 (202/371) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CaptainCasual> /me thrusts doors open vilolently
<CaptainCasual> FINALY
<NickBlasta> coming out of the closet?
<[H]Pogo> hahaha |
#18423 (189/353) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BeRsErK> omfg
<BeRsErK> this sucks
<PROXI> what now BeRsErK
<jitspoe> BeRsErK found a vacuum cleaner :) |
#18810 (181/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brainbox> damn, I've been at uni 2 years now
<brainbox> where DOES the time go?
<NecroMort> alcohol....sleep.....poker.....food.......sword fighting with sticks........D&D..........House LAN.........SKY tv...... |
#19072 (225/434) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dsif0r> that lil clip dude
<dsif0r> that microsoft uses
<dsif0r> he rules.
<quish> ...
<quish> no he doesnt
<quish> he's annoying as hell
<dsif0r> yes he does
<dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings
<dsif0r> people just treat him like shit
<dsif0r> and hes only there to help. |
#25047 (207/407) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jko> When david was hit by a stone and knocked off his donkey we dont say "He was stoned off his ass" |
#18621 (156/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryde> okay I gotta go rescue a cow - bbl later
* Peptis imagines pryde running along to the baywatch movie and pulling the cow out of the dam |
#19970 (123/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|King`Fisherman|> i was feeding my snake, its been a week
<|King`Fisherman|> i was fuckin with it taunting it and teasing it
<Shiv_TXS> is that a metaphor? |
#18953 (234/532) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> That's how I always play The Sims. I put one fat old guy and one little girl in a one room house and try to get her to pee in front of him. |
#19000 (151/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* harb goes to do something totally wild and out of his head.
<harb> See you at the diner.
*** harb has quit IRC (Quit: michief. mayhem. soap.)
<Danelope> Eating lunch is "totally wild"? Jesus Christ, that boy needs to get out more often.
<Danelope> New from the producers of "Girls Gone Wild" and "Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break", it's "Bryan Allen Goes Wild!"
<Danelope> Watch as Bryan goes crazy and...eats chicken!
<Danelope> YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES! |
#25048 (113/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
dsfsdf: I need a job
bumlube: you can just whore your sweet ass to the highest bidder.
bumlube: you chicks have it so easy.
dsfsdf: Will you be one of them?
bumlube: fuck no. i'm saving my money for a bitch without syphillis. |
#19067 (124/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* morn is now known as sarah15
* sarah15 is now known as morn
<morn> wrong network |
#25049 (108/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[TearsofPearl] AUGH WHY IS CALLISTA FLOCKHART DATING HARRISON FORD?! NOOOOOO!!
[Q] ....uh.
[Q] Because he likes having a woman he can hide in his suit bag?
[TearsofPearl] *LOL* cheaper air fair.
[Q] She's my carry on. *L* |
#18438 (86/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rastie> Jit Did you know you and me have 5 balls combined
<jitspoe> rastie: you only have 2 balls? |
#19137 (74/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[E-vangelist] I was walking through the mall today and everywhere there are
posters advertising Britney Spears brand ROLLER SKATES everywhere
[E-vangelist] I wonder which pharmecutical company is anxiously awaiting the announcement that her cherry's been popped so they can start selling Britney Brand Birth Control pills |
#19125 (79/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bro`> pikachu
<Racecraft> what?
<Racecraft> did you IRC-sneeze? |
#19477 (60/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+Normandy) apparantly, and i was told this on good terms, that girls refer to other "physically challenged" girls as "sparkly"
(+Normandy) when lads would simply say "ugly as fuck" |
#18519 (53/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
BeHeMoTh101 : my mom walks in and asks what are all the yellow stains doing in my carpet beside the chair that is in front of my computer
BeHeMoTh101 : she'll never know
TX Luder : hahahahaha gross
TX Luder : i at least put some newspaper down first |
#25052 (56/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wtm1> what about ziploc bagging a fart and opening it in someone's face? |
#18622 (37/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<InterPhantom> Man... I was gonna make a crack about some wierd venirial disease.... but that'd prolly be in poor taste... ;P
<InterPhantom> venereal? Good god... could they make a more complicated word???
<InterPhantom> venerial?
<InterPhantom> Oh screw it. Oh wait... nevermind... don't do that... it'll start this vicious cycle over again |
#19756 (12/202) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vicomte> he's being shunted by a freight train
<vicomte> its the latest thing
<random> ahh of course
* random is missing all the latest crazes
<vicomte> the other one is for women to parade around in front of me giving me lap dances
<vicomte> I think they should all get in on that
<vicomte> oh
<vicomte> except for my mum, my grandma and immediate family
<vicomte> and women over the age of 30, and or weigh more then say a light truck |
#18619 (3/191) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@FiveNine> sailor moon is hot
<@FiveNine> they should just make that series a porno
<@kmad> yea for like 15 yearold
<@FiveNine> yeah
<@kmad> i wouldn't do her though
<@kmad> id get papercuts all over my dick |
#25057 (0/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> alot of the models are 24-24-24Comment: #geekissues
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#19821 (-2/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** ItsUselessToTalkToMe (alphaman@chello213047043077.4.graz.surfer.at) has joined #LudicrusFTP
<Sorrow> wtf ?
<@Nikaji> ItsUselessToTalkToMe: Ah well, whatcha gonna do now?
<+NekoChichiri> lol
<Sorrow> ItsUselessToTalkToMe:leave then ? |
#18989 (-1/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pseudobrb> Ah, nothin' makes a man feel better than takin' a dump. It's like anal sex, but in reverse! |
#20021 (-3/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zentrandi> i could have racked in those 12 *ahem year olds
<zentrandi> i mean my Hot Boday would pull those little girls in
<zentrandi> i was at the galleria on sunday with a friend of mine
<zentrandi> and i we were making a body count
<Prozzy> Oh yah you know it, those 12 years olds are really sex fiends. Especially the ones who DONT WEAR TRAINING BRAS. |
#19048 (0/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sanguinius> btw never have a shuwing gum pacet in your jeans pocket when you going thru the detector door on the zurish airport
<mg|Nibbles> hehe
<Sanguinius> it where beeping all the time and they dident know it whas the gums eather did i
<Sanguinius> so the took me at a room with 3 guards in plastic gloves
<mg|Nibbles> HAHAHAAA
<Sanguinius> and they got the idea "hmm it might be the shuwing gum in his jeans pocket" when i where standing there in my white pants with red hearts on them
<Sanguinius> and where thinking " OMG i only got my pants on and they have not found anything where the fuck will the look now" |
#19914 (-1/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+darkvibe> hmmm, should o go visit my gf tonight? or go visit my ex-gf?
<+darkvibe> decisions
<@[vV]}JokerZ{> how about the one without a penis.
<+darkvibe> ha
<@[vV]}JokerZ{> oh wait they both have penii. |
#18589 (-2/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mbks|AfRoPuFf-Nt-> see more h4x action..thatz what the public wants..thatz what afro givez
<Cosa|Daner> why do u talk gay?
<|101st|-DeadlySniper> the public wants you to shut the fuck up, but u certainly aint giving us that |
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