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#95780 (664/954) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Apollo> my girlfriend just walked in on me masturbating to goatse =/
<Trinexx> And you wonder why she cheated on you...
<Apollo> ...how the hell do you know about that?
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