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<Bricker> Hey natpen, we�re trying to come up with some nicknames for Jennings, did you have any?
<natpen> Well, one time we were about to have sex and he was too drunk to get it up. So we laid there awhile and it was pretty awkward. Then, he stood up on the bed with the covers wrapped around his shoulders like a cape, and screamed �I�M BATMAN�. I almost shit myself.
<Bricker> Holy shit, are you fucking serious? Please tell me you�re making that up.
<natpen> No, I�m not. The weird thing is, after he got into the role, he finally got it up, and it was the best sex of my life. So I usually call him batman.
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