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sinkomanIII: I burnt ma cock
sinkomanIII: with fire
sinkomanIII: it HURT
sinkomanIII: allot
I POOP 0N AIM: how
I POOP 0N AIM: the hell
I POOP 0N AIM: did you
I POOP 0N AIM: burn
I POOP 0N AIM: your
I POOP 0N AIM: cock
sinkomanIII: I lit a ball of toilet paper on fire
sinkomanIII: and threw it in the toilet to put it out
sinkomanIII: while I was sitting on the toilet
sinkomanIII: and it landed on shit instead of water
sinkomanIII: so it didn't go out
sinkomanIII: and burnt mah ballsack
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