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Truespin: So ya'll know how i work with an advertising firm right?  Well today i was put on company probation... if i so much as steal a paperclip, im fired and charges are being pressed against me.
Truespin: We had a meeting today, with ideas for a "reverse racism" campaign for the local highschool.  They asked for us to all brainstorm, and i had this brilliant stroke of genius.
Truespin: I held up a note pad with the following poster idea:
Reverse Racism, promote equality
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Truespin: I thought it was brilliant... apparently the senior executive didnt.  He actually walked over, slapped me, and told me to get the fuck out of the office before he kicked my ass (he was black btw)
Truespin:  So needless to say, im not going to think outside the box any time soon...
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