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<Hayden> i met a huge redneck at school today
<Hayden> apparently a cow on his grandpas farm was giving birth
<Hayden> and the calf wouldnt come out
<Hayden> so the wrapped chains around its legs
<Hayden> and pulled it out by driving the truck
<Hayden> and broke the cows hips
<Hayden> and then shot it
<Hayden> and they named the calf jesus
<Hayden> how fucked up is that
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