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<Madgod> [Link to an image of a morbidly obese woman shaking her sideflabs back and forth in front of a mirror]
<Madgod> Do you think she could deliver sincere blows with those flabs?
<Madgod> I mean technically, the equation for kinetic energy transfer is 0.5*(m*v^2)
<necr0> well, she's got a lot of mass she could fill with kinetics
<Madgod> Right.
<Madgod> Upon contact, it should transfer all of her bodily mass into the equation.
<necr0> but they don't extend that far from her center of mass so twisting them up to speed will be hard
<Madgod> Now, as you'll note she has a whipping motion of sorts
<Madgod> The outer layers of this curve should clock a surprising speed compared to the center.
<Madgod> Exponentially increasing as you go outward to the end of the flab.
<Madgod> Furthermore, the fat displacement artificially increases the velocity by shifting mass as it swings forward.
<Madgod> In essence, this should function not unlike the tail of a diplodocus.
<necr0> if the flabs were twice as long they would probably whistle audibly even with her slow center motion
<necr0> more of a rumble than a whistle, but there should be sound effects
<Madgod> I imagine that if she puts in the effort, she may break mach one.
<Madgod> Not only creating an intimidating boom that wards off predators, but creating a shockwave that adds to the impact.
<necr0> this mode of attack reminds me of that one crustacean that boils the sea when it punches, except the equation is shifted
<Madgod> The mantis shrimp
<necr0> so are we weaponizing morbidly obese people?
<Madgod> Would you want them weaponized?
<necr0> as in used as weaponry, yes please
<necr0> I have some ideas!
<necr0> there's a lot of relatively easily available energy in all that lard...
<Madgod> You want to harvest them don't you?
<necr0> well...
<necr0> when there's a lot of relatively easily available energy thinking boom is not a bad starting point
<necr0> <_<
<necr0> if you can just introduce oxygen and heat fast enough you should be able to make a real explosive grease bomb
<Madgod> So, you mean like Matrix pods?
<Madgod> With dramatically reinforced hulls
<necr0> more like slap an ignition system and some rc detonator on them
<Madgod> We'll keep them in a dreamstate.
<Madgod> A virtual KFC restaurant.
<Madgod> They'll never know.
<necr0> the ignition system in this case would have to be some elaborate method to aerosolize the fat and ignite it
<necr0> it would probably be pretty gruesome
<Madgod> If we can contain the reaction we should be good, though I imagine that with the irregular placement and shapes of fat pockets that's a big if.
<necr0> yeah I'm thinking less exact and more vaporized
<necr0> results may vary but at least it should be a great demotivator |