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<powersurge> oh man have I ever told you guys my vagina burger story?
<DeltaHeavy> powersurge: Nope
<powersurge> alright so we're on our way to this place to play video games (they do a thing once a month)
<powersurge> it's me and three friends and one of my friends is driving
<powersurge> we decide we're hungry so we stop at Hardee's (Carl Jr's if you don't know Hardee's)
<powersurge> and my buddy isn't going to eat so he of course decides to fuck with the lady taking our order
<powersurge> and is screaming our order
<powersurge> CAN WE GET A DOUBLE CHEEEEEEEEESE BURGER
<powersurge> which pisses her off to no end and she yells "QUIET DOWN"
<powersurge> so he then proceeds to whisper the remaining part of the order
<powersurge> and I'm in th eback going "Oh fuck, she's going to shit in my burger, she's going to spit the nastiest spit"
<powersurge> and he goes "We have a request to have that one without the spit, please"
<powersurge> finally the lady is just like "Pull the fuck around"
<powersurge> we get our food, we dole it out, and we're about to eat and I'm like "She's not going to do anything, she'd lose her job, there's no way"
<powersurge> get my burger maybe 6 inches from my face and get blasted with vagina fumes
<powersurge> unmistakeable
<powersurge> we pass it around, everyone agrees
<powersurge> but it's a 6 dollar burger and I was broke so of course I ate it anyways
<powersurge> we get to where we were going and I don't know any of these people
<powersurge> do they say hi? Hello? WHo are you?
<powersurge> nope
<powersurge> "What the fuck smells like vagina?!"
<powersurge> :<
<powersurge> and that is my vagina burger story |