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<nukke2> loooooool
<nukke2> ok so this girl comes over to my house like 30min ago
<nukke2> she's freaking out because her friend, one of my roomies, couldn't help her and told her to come ask me
<nukke2> apparently her shower handles broke and the water won't stop running
<ePi`Killerhands> lol
<ePi`Killerhands> nukke2 to the resuce!
<nukke2> so she comes over, picks me up, takes me to her house and i honestly have no fucking idea what to do
<nukke2> wait wait
<nukke2> dude
<nukke2> WAIT
<nukke2> ok
<nukke2> so we get there and she's like, "ok i have no idea what to do please help"
<nukke2> i get inside, see that the shower is running and attempt to fix it
<nukke2> shower's at full power. i take off my shoes and shirt and get inside
<nukke2> (no joke)
<nukke2> i move the handles and it won't work. it seems like the paste that like, sticks the plastic to the metal thingies to turn it off has worn off, i've no idesa
<nukke2> so she's like "ok let's go outside, maybe there's a switch or somethinmg"
<nukke2> i'm dripping wet and put on my shirt and shoes and we head outside
<nukke2> she's like, "i'll stay up here and tell you if it's stopped running"
<nukke2> i go down and start opening those things on the sidewalk
<nukke2> one of them, it seems, was kinda tied to the valve and i fucking broke it
<nukke2> now there's a fucking fountain in the midde of the sidewalk
<nukke2> i'm freaking out
<nukke2> she hasn't noticed nbecause she's upstairs
<HappyMan> i think i speak for everybody here when i say
<HappyMan> "lol"
<nukke2> NO
<nukke2> okokokok
<nukke2> so ok
<nukke2> UDUDE
<nukke2> ok
<ePi`Killerhands> this sounds like a really bad porno
<nukke2> so she comes running down the stairs and asks me what happened
<nukke2> i am a shitty plumber :(
<ePi`Killerhands> lol
<nukke2> i tell her i've no idea and THEN the appartments owner arrives, right?
<nukke2> fucking 2012 car and shit
<nukke2> he's like "Wtf"
<nukke2> i tell him that i just go there and the girl nods
<nukke2> so i uncover one of the other thingies on the sidewalk, one marked with her apt no and turn off the valve
<nukke2> finally her shower stops running
<nukke2> so the owner calls the city's water dpt and they tell him that they'll be there in 1-3 days
<nukke2> :| |