QDB: Quote #308599
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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 24 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 53.9% chance of being approved.

#308599* (?/24) ⚐Flag
Vindictive: i'd be a wonderful ambassador
Vindictive: sadly
Vindictive: or a politician, i've always wanted to run for an office
Vindictive: :D
ag4lugy4: dude I'd move just to register to vote for you
Vindictive: i'll be mayor of Texas
ag4lugy4: I enjoy chaos
Vindictive: screw the governer, that b!tch answers to me
ag4lugy4: law #1: Fat people may only travel to places by hopping on one leg- no cars or public transit
Vindictive: and if you have to buy two seats on an airplane, you're shot on site
Vindictive: and fed to the poor because I am a kind Mayor
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