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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 45 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 47% chance of being approved.

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You: i'm 92 years old and from the planet bork
Stranger: Thank you for your cooperation. Your ID number will be 42342z3094. Please hold while for an elected associate to assist you.
Stranger: Hi, welcome to Stealth! This is 34892cc293 speaking. Will you enter your ID number here, please?
You: 42342z3094
Stranger: ID 42342z3094 recognized! Do you have any questions for me today, 42342z3094?
You: what is the meaning of life
Stranger: Stealth does not take stands on such earthly matters.
Stranger: Please refrain from asking non-secular based questions
You: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck coulf chuck wood?
Stranger: A wood chuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
Stranger: Is there anything else you want Stealth to do for you?
You: could you turn me into a robot with a copper rectum?
Stranger: Stealth does not have an extensive enough medical history yet to determine if such an operation would be dangerous to someone so aged in earth years.
You: i meant im 92 in dog years
Stranger: Stealth politely inquiries if you have parental permission to use omegle?
Stranger: As you appear to be only 13 years.
You: I am my parentComment: Omegle
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