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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 26 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 49.4% chance of being approved.

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atari2600a: hey
atari2600a: I just got back from the doctors office
Sarah: oh?
Sarah: What did they do to you?
atari2600a: it turns out I'm suffering from a very rare but serious debilitating condition
Sarah: Which is?
atari2600a: well, soon I won't be able to walk straight
atari2600a: & my blood pressure will gradually drop
Sarah: Wait, are you messing with me or...?
atari2600a: no
atari2600a: it's called Biggus Dickus
atari2600a: apparently it's latin for a rare penile disorder that affects 1 in 1000 men
Sarah: Hmm.
Sarah: So what do you have to do?
atari2600a: the doctor says I should stick my dick in something
Sarah: Oh, you ARE messing with me.
atari2600a: reducing the violet discoloration of my testicles will slow down the effects
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