QDB: Quote #308166

#308166 (178/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<macduff> I bought Jake and his wife a fuck swing for their wedding present.
<h00k> How thoughtful.
<macduff> He claims they don't use it, but I've been to their house and in the corner of the bedroom there's a fern hanging from a suspiciously large eye bolt.

save page | share