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This quote has been fermenting for 13 years and has been voted on 38 times.
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#307820* (?/38) ⚐Flag
* MrBarman links to a gif of a guy falling onto a tree.
<phosphers> wow, that guy sure fucked that branch.
<MrBarman> impromptu tree anal.
<phosphers> he woulda stuck the landing if the tree hadn't been there
<MrBarman> that's like saying Princess Diana's chauffeur would have gotten away from those paparazzi if that concrete pillar hadn't been there
<Stereo> it's like saying those terrorists coulda landed them planes if not for all the damn Trade Center buildings being so tall
<MrBarman> it's like saying Hitler could have conquered Russia if it weren't for all the damn Jews in the way
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