QDB: Quote #306722
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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 25 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 45.6% chance of being approved.

#306722* (?/25) ⚐Flag
Blaze: Back
Blaze: Say mind if ask what the hell i missed?
mrj: you've missed ME
mrj rips his pants off revealing his throbbing erection
Blaze: no thanks, I've already got a GF
mrj: now you need a boyfriend
Blaze jumps out of a window
Blaze lands on the concrete dead
Blaze: Why do i suddenly feel like referencing The Shawshank Redemption
mrj: now i'm gonna open my fly
mrj: and you're gonna swallow what i give you to swallow
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