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-*- MissMayhem tries penis elnarging pills on neighbor's cat
-*- MissMayhem waits to wake up to the sound of shrieking and something dragging
-*- platnicat giggles, he wouldn't find penis enlargement pills very helpful
<Freakin> Would likely just give the cat high blood pressure and more likely to get a heart attack
<MissMayhem> prolly
<MissMayhem> ..be funny as hell tho
<WerewoIf> wouldnt larger penis mean lower bloodpressure?
<MissMayhem> if it worked
<WerewoIf> except locallty
<MissMayhem> wake up randomly one day to see your cat dragging a massive dong
<platnicat> LOL
<MissMayhem> rush it to the vet
<MrFox> I would lawl
<Freakin> with a very annoyed and frustrated look on its face.
<platnicat> XD
<MissMayhem> " WTF HAPPENED TO MITTENS?!"
<WerewoIf> just drag it along on a skateboard
<MissMayhem> or one of those doggy wheelchairs
<Freakin> "What is with my junk being so huge all of the sudden? I didn't ask for this."
<MissMayhem> " now i got a ton more to lick"
<platnicat> ROFL
<MissMayhem> " and im neutered, this is just cruel"
<Freakin> "God damn it, I can't even get into the litterbox without hitting it on the side."
<MrFox> ahahaha
<MissMayhem> the cat would get it jammed in the cat doorComment: #furaffinity on FurNet
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