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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 27 times.
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<Fuzz> any idea where i can have a cable made up using good old fashioned bnc connectors?
<Sneaky_Ninja> bncs? wtf for
<Fuzz> this lap timer i bought
<Fuzz> the cable works
<Sneaky_Ninja> a dstv installer
<Fuzz> but has been joined in the most fucked up manner
<Sneaky_Ninja> then not just any dstv installer, go for ceri's ex, miles
<Sneaky_Ninja> when it comes to fucked up and bnc connectors, he'll be your man
<Fuzz> that would be awkward...
<Fuzz> hey there, remember me... my mate fucked your girlfriend in a bathroom... and i considered it too at one point... but enough about me, how are you? can you fix this?
<Sneaky_Ninja> no, it's more than that, you have a camaraderie with him
<Sneaky_Ninja> because you kept him occupied while i was fucking her
<Fuzz> i don't think he'd see our point of view on this as a good thing :P
<Sneaky_Ninja> probably not, he always was self centred
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