QDB: Quote #306078
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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 53 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 47% chance of being approved.

#306078* (?/53) ⚐Flag
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Stranger: submisive male looking for dominant mistress
You: SUCK MY CLIT YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE MAN
You: AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE YOU CAN PUT ON A FRENCH MAID'S UNIFORM AND TONGUE MY ASS CLEAN
Stranger: yes mistress
You: PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE BALLS HARD
Stranger: ahhh!
You: I MEAN IT. DON'T FUCK AROUND. HIT THEM HARD AND MAKE IT HURT
Stranger: yes mistress
Stranger: i've done it mistress
You: GO GET A KNIFE AND CUT "MISTRESS'S PROPERTY" INTO YOUR ERECT PENIS
Stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Stranger: ok misress
You: POST A PHOTO OF YOUR PENIS TO f2bbs.com/bbs
You: AND DO IT NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT
Stranger: i dont have a cam
You: USE YOUR MOBILE YOU PATHETIC LITTLE SISSY
Stranger: it doesnt work
You: I DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER YOU LITTLE PRICK
You: CALL YOUR MOTHER ON THE PHONE NOW
Stranger: yes mistress
You: TELL HER YOU WANT TO STICK YOUR FINGER IN HER ASS AND TO TWEAK BOTH HER NIPPLES AT THE SAME TIME
Stranger: yes mistress
Stranger: she put the phone down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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