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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 33 times.
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(After "Blowjobs For Jesus" is added to the topic)
<@Leah_Vincent> wait wait wait... blowjobs for jesus? where'd that come from?
<@NagatoKyon> It's Palm Sunday
<@NagatoKyon> and I was thinking random thoughts on the way home
<@Steve_Restless> wouldnt that be handjobs for jesus?
<@NagatoKyon> and I thought, "there's a way to get converts, Blowjobs for Jesus"
<@NagatoKyon> Nah, he can actually hand fuck himself
<@NagatoKyon> give him something he can't do to himself you know?
<+Commando_Jane> I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell just for witnessing this.
<@Steve_Restless> no no, in a "for jesus" statement its not that the actions are applied directly to the messiah, but done to win people over for him. THUS given that its Palm sunday, handjobs should be the order of the day
<+Commando_Jane> Point still stands
<@Steve_Restless> Commando_Jane - but... why would this conversation make you /join #minecraft ?
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