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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 38 times.
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<fahadsadah> There was a fire alarm at school today.
<fahadsadah> Not a drill, and not a real fire.
<fahadsadah> Someone hit an alarm point.
<fahadsadah> Meaning the staff didn't know that it was safe.
<fahadsadah> I was in the Science block.
<fahadsadah> Which has one-way corridors and staircases.
<fahadsadah> Teachers were BLOCKING the in doors.
<fahadsadah> "There's a one way system. Go around. I don't care if it's closer".
<fahadsadah> One of them was my science teacher.
<fahadsadah> After demonstrating this blatant disregard for health and safety, she yelled at me in class.
<fahadsadah> For health and safety.
<fahadsadah> Apparently you shouldn't identify acids by taste.
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