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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 55 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 48.8% chance of being approved.

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<&mikey> lo m8
<&JayR> shit my hands hurt :'(
<&mikey> evenin all
<&JayR> gd day?
<&mikey> not particularly m8 u
<&JayR> non eventfull
<&JayR> at least til my hands got set alight
<&mikey> lol how th fuk u manage that
<&JayR> nitro fuel
<&JayR> onto bonfire
<&JayR> worked fine
<&mikey> oops
<&JayR> til i put lid on
<&JayR> and attempted to pour down the top hole!
<&JayR> was like BANG
<&JayR> flash
<&JayR> OOOOOOO hands on fire
<&JayR> flappy flappy
<&mikey> lol
<&mikey> nutter
<&JayR> plunged em stright into the icy pond
<&JayR> 20 mins later
<&JayR> fuk me they hurt
<&mikey> i bet
<&JayR> tw@ innit
<&mikey> yup
<Slasher> did anyone video it jay
<&JayR> Fuck Øff
<Slasher> lol
<Slasher> i'd pay for the video
<&mikey> haha
<Slasher> it'd be a hit on youtube
<Slasher> and send to YBF
<&JayR> bitch
<&JayR> £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ
<Slasher> must admit i lol'd at flappy flappy
<&JayR> it was the bit b4 that
<Slasher> oooooo me hands on fire
<&JayR> well its pitch black in garden
<&JayR> and nitro fuel kinda glows
<&JayR> with a blue flame
<&JayR> wavin me arms around liek ooooooooooooooooo flamey
<Slasher> they sat SDR
<Slasher> stop
<Slasher> drop
<Slasher> roll
<&JayR> was only me hands
<Slasher> woulda worked
<Slasher> hands by side roll around
<Slasher> but pond works
<Slasher> lol
<&JayR> base/crease of my thumbs are sore as fuk
<Slasher> they will be
<Slasher> might wanna get it looked at m8
<~sha> fml i married a complete twat
<&JayR> no blisterin
<&JayR> just red
<Slasher> lmfao @ sha
<&JayR> and sore
<&JayR> i even took lid off
<Slasher> sha could have been worse
<Slasher> could have been twatney
<&JayR> and put some more in after
<~sha> i just looked up the garden and all i could see was the arms full of fire flapping about
<~sha> he threw the fuel
<~sha> on fucking fire
<&JayR> even im lolin at flappy flappy
<Slasher> llol
<~sha> i was jumping around going omg omg fire brigade or amublance first
<&JayR> wot u expect me to do with it?
<&JayR> cuddle it?
<Slasher> pmsl
<~sha> i'm shouting at him for fuck sakes jay
<~sha> he shouting bac
<~sha> alright alright
<~sha> i'm like wtf
<Slasher> im crying with laughter at the pictures i got
<~sha> then i'm trying to get the dogs in cos mungo was wanting to see what was up with jay
<~sha> i nearly fell over flappy about
<~sha> then
<~sha> he gets this poxy bucket lit
<~sha> lid
<~sha> with a trickle of water on to put the fucking fire out
<~sha> a poxy bucket lid
<&JayR> 2 buckets of water were close by
<&JayR> safety first!
<Slasher> lmfao
<&JayR> not my fault they were frozen solid
<~sha> so i runs in to my daughter
<~sha> and shouts dads on fire
<~sha> she went oh
<~sha> my other daughter shouts really?
<~sha> and they carry on with what they were doing
<~sha> so i ran back out
<&mikey> dads on fire lmfao
<~sha> flapping
<&JayR> Toooo Fucking Funny
<~sha> then i came running in
<Slasher> im bashing this btw
<~sha> then for some stupid reason as jays trying to put the fire out with a trickle of water
<~sha> i text my son
<~sha> dads on fire
<JayR> Fuck Øff slasher
<~sha> put me phone down and carried on flapping
<Slasher> lmao
<~sha> then
<~sha> THENNNNNNNNNNN
<Slasher> he jumps in the pond kisses james bond
<~sha> he picks the fuel up saying ooooooooooo didn't want to do that
<~sha> and poured more fucking bastard fuel on the fucking thing
<~sha> i was like fml jay
<&JayR> yer but then i dint have to pour it down from top coz i took the lid of fire off
<~sha> and i could smell his hair burning from near the back door
<&JayR> fukn minginn that smell
<~sha> he looks like a couple of slabs of belly pork with the hair synged
<~sha> i tell ya
<+zillie> lmao
<Slasher> flappy flappy
<~sha> i didn't know wether to run scream or what
<+zillie> i woulda just lolled
<~sha> he was like a fukn firey bird
<Slasher> a flappy flappy one
<~sha> i'm thinking get on the floor and roll
<&JayR> pmsl
<~sha> but now he starts to brush himself down
<~sha> still on fucking fire
<+zillie> ur gonna need some cold stuff like peas on em
<Slasher> lol
<~sha> he 's burnt to fuck
<~sha> zillie they'd be cooked in 2 seconds faster than any microwave
<Slasher> roast jay for tea tomorrow then
<~sha> Yeah but unlike chicken jay still flaps when you cook himComment: irc.abstract-irc.net #chat
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