QDB: Quote #305372
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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 59 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 48.7% chance of being approved.

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<Futterman>  Hey Alp, remember that really attractive female that liked me?
<Alp> What about her?
<Futterman> I killed her this morning after we had sex..
<Alp> WHAT? WHY?
<Futterman> She told me to finish her off...
<Alp> You have been playing too much Mortal Kombat.
<Futterman> Oh well, at least I found a good ditch to hide the FATALITY.Comment: #Futtz
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