QDB: Quote #305308
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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 46 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 50.3% chance of being approved.

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~[Futterman]~: yea thats cool
Alp the Mentlegen: I could make a less colorful more blue one for you
Alp the Mentlegen: Or red
Alp the Mentlegen: Whatever you want :)
~[Futterman]~: You failed to acknowledge the fact that I have fucked a woman who is a professional in photoshop.
Alp the Mentlegen: >:(
Alp the Mentlegen: We'll I'm on my way to pro >:P
~[Futterman]~: Very soon
~[Futterman]~: But I had sex with her
~[Futterman]~: And it was nice...
Alp the Mentlegen: Lol
~[Futterman]~: ... so I haz free ticket.
~[Futterman]~: 4lyfe
Alp the Mentlegen: You shoulda had her shop you a ten foot penis
~[Futterman]~: OMG
~[Futterman]~: I will so ask her to do that
Alp the Mentlegen: LOL
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