QDB: Quote #305220
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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 38 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 51% chance of being approved.

#305220* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<dd7> i've developed an effective system to determine if you are healthy or not
<dd7> it involves only two things: a girlfriend and some poop
<dd7> if you can take a shit in the time you should be responding to a girlfriend's text message
<dd7> the answer is probably 'yes'
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