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***Bravo sent a male prostitute to Alpha's house, on Delta's suggestion. Alpha's parents were in, but the hooker left before anyone could answer the door***
***Charlie is in charge***
iCharlie [~icharlie@207-237-168-145.c3-0.wsd-ubr2.qens-wsd.ny.cable.rcn.com] has joined #clueirc
<Echo> HiCharlie :)
<Echo> Everything is normal here.
<Delta> Hi Charlie.
<iCharlie> HiEcho
<Echo> No need to worry at all.
<Delta> Nothing unusual just happened.
<Delta> At all.
<iCharlie> Hi Delta
<Echo> It's just been a completely normal day.
<Delta> Echo: Do you think he'd believe us if we told him?
<Foxtrot> iCharlie, uCharlie, weallCharlie for iCharlie.
<Echo> Very average 2011 day.
<iCharlie> Lol
<Bravo> I think Charlie might not like me after this :(
<iCharlie> Thug
<Delta> Or me.
<Delta> It's kinda my fault.
<iCharlie> Errr. Uhuh.
<Delta> The best thing is, by talking like this, he assumes we're doing that jokey thing.
<Delta> "What a great party", you know?
Alpha smiles
<Delta> And he doesn't believe that anything just happened.
<Bravo> Alpha: did you get into any trouble?
<iCharlie> Right.
<Echo> Delta: Nothing did just happen.
<Bravo> They left without your parents noticing, right?
<Delta> Bravo: SHUTUP
<Alpha> Bravo: mhm
<Delta> Echo: Yeah, obviously.
<Bravo> Ok.
<Delta> Charlie: So how's your 2011 been?
<Bravo> Then I can go rest in peace now.
<Alpha> Bravo: turning off all the lights in the street-facing rooms was a good move
<Delta> So you wasted the money, Alpha?
<Delta> You might as well have got what you paid for...
<Bravo> I PAID FOR
<iCharlie> If anything had happened one of my loyal informants would have pmd me by now.
<Bravo> fsck
<Delta> I'm not an expert, but that sounds like some cheap sex.
<Alpha> ..I'm heterosexual.
<Alpha> and male.
<Alpha> no, no pics of that.
<Echo> That's what they all say.
<Delta> Echo: By including the above reference to sex, Charlie now *really* thinks we're joking.
<Delta> Which, of course, we are.
<Echo> I think he might have logs.
<Alpha> =)
<Echo> Logs of nothing.
<Alpha> of course, of course
<Delta> Yeah. Of nothing.
<Delta> So there's no need to check those logs at all.
<Echo> Yeah.
<Bravo> Stop it guys.
<Bravo> It's not really that funny.
<Delta> Charlie's wondering what the fuck happened.
<Delta> The answer to which, of course, is NOTHING!
<Alpha> no, no fuck
<Delta> Hahaha!
<Delta> Exactly, no fucking happened.
<Delta> Unfortunately.
<iCharlie> I'm agreed with Bravo actually.
<Delta> Yes! He believed we're joking.
<Delta> OK, let's stop now.Comment: No virginity was harmed in the making of this quote - names censored to protect the guilty
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