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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 79 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 49.7% chance of being approved.

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<Eleo> god im so angry i could kill ten niggas
<sinecity> so many?
<Eleo> ya
<Eleo> one because i was gonna kill a nigga anyway
<Eleo> two because one nigga just isnt enough
<Eleo> three because i want to go for a multikill
<Eleo> four because three isnt an even number and it would bother me to stop there
<Eleo> five because four is the traditional number of base elements in every mystic philosophy ever and i really want to see them add "heart" for the captain planet factor
<Eleo> ten because once i got to five i would realize i actually killed a few niggas, so i may as well kill twice as many
<sinecity> eleven because youd choose to commit suicide instead of facing jail time?
<Eleo> fuck you
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