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This quote has been fermenting for 14 years and has been voted on 43 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 51.7% chance of being approved.

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<NitroX72> contents include:
<NitroX72> family of inbreeders, which because of genetic mutations get shit like fucking multi dicks and a spiky long clitoris
<Tentobot> and family issues
<mno> LOL tentobot
<Tentobot> lol
<taiyal> FUCK
<NitroX72> FUCK I LOST SO HARD
<mno> NOTHING GETS ME OFF HARDER THAN FAMILY ISSUES
<NitroX72> welcome to incest porn
<mno> SON I'M DISSAPOINTED IN YOUR GRADES
<mno> *fap fap fap*
<taiyal> SON I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE A HOMOSEXUAL!
<taiyal> *fucks son*
<NitroX72> DAAD I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR THAT STUPID SHIRT TO SCHOOL
<NitroX72> *boners*
<taiyal> man that would be just
<taiyal> the worst&#12288;kind of schadenfreude
<taiyal> like imagine an "America's Funniest Videos" spinoff where the videos had footage of really tense uncomfortable family situations instead of people getting hit in the balls
<mno> oh god
<NitroX72> MOM WHY ARE YOU HERE I THOUGHT YOU DIED YEARS AGO
<NitroX72> MOM WHY DO YOU HAVE DAD'S MOUSTACHE
<mno> LOL
<taiyal> "Look at this urban family. Mom doesn't even know Katasha Latawnya's strung out on Meth!"
<NitroX72> OH MY GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD IN MY ASS
<NitroX72> OH HOLY FUCK ITS YOU MOM
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