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<masterzora> ... overheard in the Mudd Hole:
<masterzora> "if you just take sex from someone without asking, it's rape"
<prototype27> ...
<Elyscape> wut.
<Goobergunch> PARSE ERROR: Line 1, Character 18
* prototype27 upgrades Martin so he can parse sex
<Goobergunch> srsly I haven't figured out what that sentence means yet
<masterzora> well, you see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much....
<masterzora> and if mommy doesn't love daddy....
<Goobergunch> UPGRADE FAILED: Version Error -- New Oxford American Dictionary Patch Issue
<Elyscape> then daddy puts his sperm into a bucket...
<prototype27> balls
<Elyscape> ties down mommy
<Elyscape> gets a turkey baster...
<Goobergunch> ok my parser needs a squick escape
<Elyscape> and covers her in strawberry ice cream
<Elyscape> then he goes to vegas
<reacocard> godammit ely
<Elyscape> and forgets about her
<Elyscape> and she dies of dehydration
<masterzora> Ely
<masterzora> seriously
<masterzora> stop
<masterzora> turning me on while I'm in public
<prototype27> ...
<prototype27> wut |