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<melvin47> dont you hate it when your printer malfunctions when you need to print something important?
<sourav405> dont you hate it when your pubic hairs get caught in your foreskin, and when you get an erection the force of the expansion pulls on them and makes it feel like your scrotum is being ripped apart?
<melvin47> dude what the FUCK
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