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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 65 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 47.1% chance of being approved.

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<FuzzyPlushroom> PARTAKE IN SOME LITERATURE, SOME MATRIARCH-FORNICATING LITERATURE
<FuzzyPlushroom> NAY, NEITHER THE SPORTS SECTION NOR A TRASHY PERIODICAL WILL SUFFICE, MY AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMRADES
<FuzzyPlushroom> SUPPORT AND NURTURE YOUR OFFSPRING
<FuzzyPlushroom> YOUR ORGANS REQUIRE HYDRATION; THEREFORE, YOU MUST INCREASE YOUR WATER INTAKE
<FuzzyPlushroom> PURCHASE A DEED OF PROPERTY; MAKE THIS A HIGHER PRIORITY THAN REFLECTIVE, SPINNING WHEELS FOR YOUR AUTOMOBILE
<FuzzyPlushroom> ENSURE PROPER DENTAL HYGIENE THROUGH REGULAR USE OF A TOOTHBRUSH
<FuzzyPlushroom> APPLY A SCENTED ANTIPERSPIRANT TO YOUR UNDERARMS, YOUNG NEGRO
<FuzzyPlushroom> IT GOES BY THE TRADE NAME OF "SPEED STICK® BITCH™"; IT CAN BE OBTAINED AT LOW COST CONSIDERING ITS MERIT
<FuzzyPlushroom> AS I PREVIOUSLY STATED, PARTAKE IN SOME QUALITY LITERATURE
<FuzzyPlushroom> THANK YOU
<FuzzyPlushroom> END TRANSMISSION
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