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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 46 times.
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esmein: I was wondering what'd happen if I wrote "and my girlfriend is a php developer" in my cv
esmein: braindead consultants would call me all day long I bet
+Infinity: "My girlfriend is a php developer <fontsize 1> and gives great head & anal
+Infinity: Sorted :p
dist`: that would work to, tho i don't think she'd do much phping
esmein: she does do php
dist`: not if she offers great head and anal
+Infinity: She'd do more bend under the desk to plug stuff in work
dist`: at this point i'd love to know php so i could do one of those crappy coding jokes that ends up at bash
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