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<Vulpyra> real scientists do science with their pants down!
<Ngarewyrd> Real Scientists don't wear pants! real scientists go commando!
<Vulpyra> real scientists are too absent minded to remember pants
<Ngarewyrd> exactly!
<Vulpyra> or cut or comb their wild white hair
<Vulpyra> they basically wake up in their bed, already dressed in their lab coats, flykick the door down and fly into their lab on rocket boots screaming "YEEEEEEHAAAAW"
<Ngarewyrd> really? I thought it was "eureka!"
<Ngarewyrd> (which in latatien, means "hand me a towel!")
<Millzy> I thought that the first thing they did was put on their HEV suit then do tai chi with a crowbar in the morning
<Vulpyra> Then they talk excitedly so fast that no one can tell what they're saying and throw test tubes at each other and build giant death robots out of excess facial hair
<Ngarewyrd> GIANT HAIRY ROBOTS!!
<Tapeius> QUICK!
<Tapeius> GET THE LATEX!
<Vulpyra> Then the president calls them up and says "DR CHIMP, THE EVIL LORD _____ IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER MANHATTEN, HELP US DR CHIMP!"
<Vulpyra> But Dr. Chimp just stops and stares. A single tear rolls down his cheek. The sight of the president humbling his frantic mood.
<Vulpyra> The he farts and the world explodes.
<Vulpyra> And that basically, is the story of Aliens versus Predator 2 if it had a plot. |