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Ryan [2:59 PM]:i have an ass geiser right now
David [2:59 PM]:tub girl
David [2:59 PM]:?
Ryan [2:59 PM]:just about
Ryan [2:59 PM]:explosive is used quite frequnetly when in reference to diahreah
Ryan [2:59 PM]:but
Ryan [2:59 PM]:i now know what TRUE explosive diahreah is
Ryan [3:00 PM]:u see i had this ham
Ryan [3:00 PM]:and it was infused with clove cigarettes
Ryan [3:00 PM]:er
Ryan [3:00 PM]:i mean
Ryan [3:00 PM]:clove
Ryan [3:00 PM]:and if i smoke clove cigarettes
Ryan [3:00 PM]:i get sick so i never liked them
Ryan [3:00 PM]:i feel like i'm going to gag and puke
Ryan [3:00 PM]:i think i'm allergic to the shit
Ryan [3:00 PM]:or like my body just doesn't agree with it, thats the only thing i can think of
David [3:00 PM]:I think your wife attempted to poison and kill you.
Ryan [3:01 PM]:wouldn't fuckin doubt it
Ryan [3:01 PM]:and to top it off
Ryan [3:01 PM]:it was in ham
Ryan [3:01 PM]:lol
Ryan [3:01 PM]:ham sandwich
Ryan [3:01 PM]:son of a bitch
Ryan [3:01 PM]:i really shit my pants this morning, ha ha
Ryan [3:02 PM]:god a lil bit of a brown wet spot in there and had to haul ass to the bathroom
David [3:02 PM]:Do you realize you just made yourself the butt of all of our jokes for the next years to come.
David [3:02 PM]:Thanks Ryan.
Ryan [3:02 PM]:hey, it happened man
Ryan [3:02 PM]:i can't deny that
David [3:03 PM]:But you don't have to share it?
Ryan [3:03 PM]:it was one of those early morning farts where yer laying in bed
Ryan [3:03 PM]:and then its like
Ryan [3:03 PM]:half concious squeeze it out
Ryan [3:03 PM]:to wide eyed and running
Ryan [3:03 PM]:meh
Ryan [3:03 PM]:its whatever shit happens
Ryan [3:03 PM]:literally
David [3:03 PM]:lol
Ryan [3:04 PM]:been choking down pepto and immodium all day
Ryan [3:04 PM]:and its done nothing for me
Ryan [3:04 PM]:i'm sure everyone has had that happen to them at one point or another
Ryan [3:05 PM]:ha ha
David [3:06 PM]:Last time I recall anything similar to your situation I was in huggies.
Ryan [3:06 PM]:you lie
Ryan [3:06 PM]:you've sharted before, you know u haveComment: HAHHAHHA Burning Bubble Guts!
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