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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 27 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 58.7% chance of being approved.

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<Victim> Hello Kitty toaster
<Victim> Yes/No
<Mike> No
<Victim> Why not?
<Mike> Satish Narayan dies after his wife Rajini allegedly set his genitals alight.
<Victim> Oh, ok. I see the relevance.
<Victim> Set them alight WITH A FUCKING HELLO KITTY TOASTER!
<Victim> He had Hello Kitty burned into his fucking nutsack.
<Mike> Wow, that was actually funny.
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