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<Sharq> I was at work one day with my fellow temps at an IT job, fairly menial work for someone in IT, such as OS upgrades on old hardware...
<Sharq> Anyways, one day we were discussing our wages, considering the fact that they probably knew we were accomplishing dick-all in our hole in the wall while roaming the internet unmonitored using our admin privileges.
<Sharq> That's when I thoughtfully declared that they were not in fact paying us for our work. I pointed out that we worked with no supervision, limited accountability and no job security (we were done working there as soon as the project's time-table finished).
<Sharq> With this in mind I argued this point while gesticulating wildly at a pile of over a hundred freshly unpacked and reformatted laptops worth over $200,000...
<Sharq> They were in fact just bribing us not to steal shit. |