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<Stueh> Dear Penis,
<Stueh> I don't think I like you anymore.
<Stueh> You used to watch me shave, now all do is stare the the floor.
<Stueh> It used to be just you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine. You know, that's all we needed to get by.
<Stueh> But now it seems that things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame.
<Stueh> Oh penis, I don't like you anymore.
* Penis blinks
<Penis> Dear Stueh, I don't think I like you anymore. 'Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before.
<Penis> Why can't we just get a grip on our mand to hand relationship? Come to terms with truly how we feel? If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever.
<Penis> Oh Stueh... I still like you... Let's work on it...
<Stueh> Dear penis, I think I like you after all.
<DamnedPixie> Man... that was touching
<Stueh> You're telling me... |