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#311241 (53/59) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<technoid> All of the shirts say "slimmer fit". Are there any "unix admin" sized ones?

#310631 (32/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> So in Civil War re-enactment school I was voted most likely to secede.

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<roverbat> I live near an old nuclear reactor
<roverbat> there's nothing wrong with me
<iva|phone> roverbat, how do you explain your wings then?
<roverbat> they go up and down, iva|phone

#311658 (7/27) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wayfinder> the original aladdin being a fairy tale about a chinese kid btw
<wayfinder> and the lion king is shakespeare rehashed
<wayfinder> so uh,
<T-101> whereas avatar was pocahontas rehashed
<wayfinder> yeah hahah
<wayfinder> and a bug's life was the seven samurai
<GargajCNS> i dont really mind rehashes as long as they were in an interesting new skin
<GargajCNS> also known as the Ed Gein approach

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