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* Clarke finds a mysterious button inside VS - which breaks the program when he clicks it
<Spock> "compile"?

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<apo_> My parents wanted to see how well google now (that android voice recognition thing) worked, so I told it to show me pictures of Nussschnecken (some nutty pastry), and it interpreted that is "Muschi lecken" (pussy licking) ~_~

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< Tommy`> cd ~
< Daeken> Tommy`: you're heading home?

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< The-Compiler> I really wonder how the new firmware will look with the monochrome screens
<@Katharine> Monochrome.

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< Cyber> When I'm on call I always feel the need to drink
< Cyber> A LOT

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<dokodonmystery> reading character descriptions of smash characters is so funny because it's like
<dokodonmystery> this is lucas, his life and family were ruined by colonialists and capitalism
<dokodonmystery> this is snake, he's a genetic clone who suffers from the cost of endless war
<dokodonmystery> this is king dedede. he loves food

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