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#310981 (-17/163) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<froggey> oops
* froggey hopes that didn't break anything
<froggey> FUCK
<scgtrp> you managed to set a network card on fire, didn't you
<froggey> basically
<froggey> my test machine has no power button, so I've been poking the on/off header with a screwdriver
<froggey> I missed
#304239 (-59/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bananobot> It crashed AGAIN
<Bananobot> I thought the whole point of Java's freaking annoying over-verbosity was so it could detect errors before deployment or at least before crashing
<Bananobot> It's like, "Yay, everything's working fine, Cap'n! Smooth sailing! Lalala ABANDON SHIP!"
#302029 (-76/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<celti> Fuck, my cigarette burnt down to my toes.
<jules> don't you mean fingers?
<celti> No, I mean toes. I was smoking with my toes so I didn't get ash in the keyboard.
<jules> WTF
#304182 (-82/206) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Erasmus> So advertising homeopathy is now illegal?
<@Erasmus> Or other quacky things.
<@Sebas> "Buy my ducks!"
* @Sebas gets arrested
#310126 (-68/174) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<schuko> i've had my share with C working with embedded software
<schuko> it's like star wars
<schuko> you shave off a few bytes and then there's a new hope
<schuko> then you run the test suite and the empire strikes backComment: #/g/sicp on Rizon
#309822 (-93/163) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< wushin> I just think client-facing it's like slapping someone in the face with a paper bag full of poo
< Fother> How so?
< wushin> idk, I just use graphic analogies
#310729 (-80/136) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< wushin> I'm freaking out.
< MadCamel> Why?
< wushin> I accidentally sold a theater to my neighborhood and they are buying it.

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