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#311443 (-1/105) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sohcahtoa> I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t always use UTF-8, but when I do, I parse it as ASCII.

#311457 (-4/72) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SlickG> I know like... extremely little about AD
<SlickG> I tried to set up my Raspberry Pi as an AD DC using Raspian Linux.
<SlickG> Trust me that did not end well
<LtBrenton> ...
<SlickG> My desktop took 10 minutes to authenticate a login. Never again fuck that shit

#311498 (-13/151) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@vistas> okay
<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
<@vistas> damn

#311508 (-23/121) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SirFinkus> woohooo
<SirFinkus> hype as fuck
<SirFinkus> seeing earth in a few hours
<Heads_Up> hahah just look at the ground dude it's right there

#311447 (-24/80) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Crusher> when I invited the top dozen or so botnets in here in 1997 it was empty
<tev> Where *did* the bots go?
<Crusher> tev: we opped them all, put them on bitch and the resulting -o+k+b+o... resulted in a network flood that not only completly split eFnet, but also melted blackend's primary router taking down Internet access to half of Arizona for around a week, which caused them to delink from eFnet till 2005

#311462 (-40/112) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PeopleProgrammer> "(23:41:42) devi: pidgin isn't the most robust irc client"
<PeopleProgrammer> the last thing I saw as I turned on an option in pidgin and crashed my machine

#311534 (-89/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GargajCNS> so i was looking at my VR headset and realized
<GargajCNS> my parents always told me not to sit close to the TV, and now in 2017 i'm literally jamming TVs into my eyes

#311509 (-108/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dr_pressure> Church is like book club except the book never changes and only one person gets to speak

#311533 (-107/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ben_vulpes> code is not fucking art
<ben_vulpes> code is a bespoke railway engine hauling your carcass across the desolate sea of capitalism
<ben_vulpes> imagine if every single container ship had an entirely custom engine humming along inside, and the three people who knew where it needed grease applied daily basically just live in it
<ben_vulpes> that's software

#311543 (-94/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
lomancer: anyone can have shitty ideas
lomancer: it's shitty execution that matters

#311537 (-116/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+jp> .english if (1) if (0); else for (;;) while (0) do; while (1)
<+kandide> jp: Always never do nothing. Otherwise, repeatedly never repeatedly do the following: nothing. Do this repeatedly.Comment: #chee-fanclub @ chat.freenode.net

#311453 (-88/98) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Talgie> I think at -50 votes, the comment gets removed... YES THAT MEANS YOU BASH

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