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#201076 (-22/142) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose'
#200629 (-28/130) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EternalSailorSaturn> and so i tell my gynecologist, well, you're putting so many things in my vagina, maybe i should charge you
#197814 (-32/104) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jamm0n> when i first cummed i thought i broke my penis
<Jamm0n> i tried to shove the goo back inside
#199365 (-35/97) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<knoeki> :pd: <--- tounge kiss ;_)
<knoeki> or 'french kiss' as the americans may say
<knoeki> in dutch a 'french kiss' is a blowjob
Comment: #zomgwtfbbq irc.p2p-network.net
#195546 (-40/96) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Leslie_S> I dunno if anyone that would care is here, but im sure anyone could laugh about the situation im in now
<Leslie_S> I've been stuck at this damn terminal for 2 days because i was involved in a crash at 3mph
<Leslie_S> it did THAT MUCH damage to our equipment...
#200688 (-59/109) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DoctorPhileasFragg> So how about people making penises in Spore?
<mrbobjoe> It won't work, you're a freak
<GenericLoser> Then Spore can't truly claim to have user-generated content.
<Helmholz> Everyone's buying the game so they can make penises.

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